Ai wəs sumwæt börd and þəinking əbout þə hard əgli prabləm əf əmerεcan inglεsh speling riform. Such an əgli þəing.

...er... Anyway, playing around with a weird mess of psuedo-IPA. Just goes to show that maybe I should spend more time studying the IPA. It would be cool to get together some group to push for a better standard English spelling. I'm the return of the thorn (Þ, þ) to the language's spelling would be cool, and the schwa (ə) is so often used in American speech patterns that maybe we should adopt it as well.