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Werewolves

8 years, 11 months ago

“Sorry, we should have warned you about the Modular Room Technology™ that we used,” the Vampire contractor told the deadpan, half-asleep Professor over the phone. The sun was just rising and the contractor was finishing his work for the day. “All you have to do is use the control box…”

 

“What control box?”

 

“The one beside you.”

 

The Professor stared at the box next to him on the wall. He looked at it at an angle, and then voiced, “Oh, I thought that it was a rather ugly painting of boxes.”

 

The Vampire, unperturbed, continued, “All you have to do is to get the device to move the rooms into the positions that you want… kind of like a jigsaw puzzle.”

 

The Professor hung up and called Bill to rearrange the rooms.

 

 

Ms. Flats was a kindly old lady who co-ran a music store next to the Professor’s office. At the moment she was deciding what to wear to the celebration at another neighboring building, the mysterious WorldMaker Industries. Her co-managers, Mr. Sharps and Mr. Whatnot were busying themselves cleaning the music store and closing it. Al Tamborino, the part-time janitor chuckled at the absent-minded (and nearly insane) attempts to clean the store. Meanwhile, unnoticed, a short man in a waistcoat and top hat (which looked really ridiculous with his large pointy ears) was examining the fine merchandise.

NEOTINTWURP

8 years, 11 months ago

The room was rather small; it had one desk, a plasma lamp[1], and a Galactinet Reality Couch (GRC)[2] that doubled as a bed. Basically, it was like any other of the Volis bedrooms to be found in the Pazerion, with one small difference, this room had a letter of Recommendation signed and sealed by First Volus Ortrius himself, framed on the back wall.

 

Deet grimaced at the horrible Mauve carpet and then spoke, “What’s with all the Blue?”

 

Jasis shrugged, “Uh… I think it has to do with the… er… Actually I have no idea.”

 

Deet sat down on the desk chair and Jasis sat on the GRC, careful not to accidentally activate it.

 

“Here’s the deal, we have a corporate battle that is threatening to undermine the Economic structure of the entire Tri-Galactic Area,” Deet stated.

 

Jasis shrugged, “Oh, the NEOTINTWURP thing… The BDT in the lounge was showcasing ‘Interview with a Ampire’, the PENGUIN exclusive…”

 

Deet sighed, “Is there anything you can’t find out? This thing just started yesterday.”

 

Jasis smiled, “Well, I don’t know ‘How many fish could a fish fish if a fish could ship fish by the barrel?’”

 

Deet stared at Jasis,  ...